My top 10 Xander's quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
1. "What am I gonna do? I think about s*x all the time! S*x.. Help! Four times five is thirty...five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women... Naked Buffy... Oh, stop me!" (sorry if this disturbed someone)
2. "I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to start with me!"
3. "Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger." No wait, hold on. "Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side." Hold on, no, umm, ""First you get the women, then you get the money, then you..." Okay, can we forget that?"
4. "What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay! I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay"
5. "I saved the world with talking, from my mouth. My mouth saved the world"
6. "Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects, and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey"
7. "Man, Buffy! My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta' get me a life!"
8. "Spike's working for Adam?!? After all we've done-- Nah, I can't even act surprised"
9. "They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't Chosen, to live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary."
10. "You are one crazy troll! I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."