The funniest-weirdest thing you've done?

What is the funniest and in the same time the weirdest thing you've ever done?

Lets see if you can top this   :
I think it was the last school year; my classmates were stealing books out of my bag when i wasn't in the classroom so they could copy the homework. I was so #&!!%~ $€€ ( mad ) that I asked my dad to make two little holes on my bag (< can't explain this part...) and give me a  little lock and a key to lock my bag. So, from then on, I was going to school every day with a key around my neck and a lock on my bag. I would open my bag when I needed something from it and then I'd lock it again. I was keeping the key around my neck all the time.
Of course at the end, the lock broke (it didn't open, it just didn't work anymore so at first I had problems opening it) and the key broke too. "Luckily", this school year I don't write so much hw and I copy a lot from others so that's not a big problem anymore.  

I talked to you.

Amoux wrote:

I talked to you.

You nailed it Amoux!
Can't believe you really top what I wrote.

I randomly walked up to an old couple on a cruise ship and said, "Grandma! Grandpa! Where have you been? I have been looking all over for you!." And I hugged them and they actually played along and said, "Oh there you are! We have been looking for you too, we were going to take you to do bingo with us." Then we all laughed and stopped joking and I ended up playing with them in bingo and then I never saw them around again.

You're kidding   
You guys totally top me.

Wow, Lol, guys. I don't think i'll be able to top that. Let me think...

Oh! When I was a toddler, I ran up to a motercycle group thing and put my arms up like I wanted them to hold me. I used to do that to everyone all the time, and i still don't know why. What they did was pick me up and put me on their motercycles and played around with me, acting like I was a kid they new for a long time xD My dad was watching, and some of them were glaring at him... but of course my dad got me back!... I was told this about a hundred times, so I don't forget it. But that is just really weird....

^ Ok this made me laugh, and why don't you like smelling like sweat? lol I like being sweaty after the karate training xD

Haha, you sure it isn't puberty

Well ok worse for you then, but if anyone smells that and asks, try to use that as a apology    

Firstly yeah, ofc i am amusing, secondly TMI xD

Yeah sure, I admit it, it was my dream to know it, so thanks, my dream finally came true today xD

Really, it is?... hm... ok...
Btw, we should stop chatting here. If you wanna chat go on the pack's chat. But I gtg now anyway, so... bye.